New Lines for Fortune Cookies
  By James Masao Mitsui

      - after Frank O'Hara

         You have been smiling across the table at your date
            with a sesame seed stuck in your teeth.

               You will gain sophistication, become accepted by Reader’s
                 Digest, and retire in Puyallup.

                     In your next life you will be a teacher
                       and no one will ever call you by your first name.

                            After your next vacation you will come home
                             and discover that your neighbors have redecorate
                             in the style of Iowa trailer court.

                         If you feel like you’re getting old,
                       secretly plant zucchini in your neighbor’s flowerbeds.

                   Avoid people who iron their sheets
                 or roll their socks & underwear.

             Painting and poetry and music will show us where we should
           be going, not the senate or tv news.

        The next thermos bottle you see will actually
     be a listening device made in Korea.

 All the people in this restaurant
are glad that they are not you.

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